RAMAYAN - A case study

LAN, LAN ago,
in the system of I/O-dhya where ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave four SUNs- RAM, BUG-rat, LSIman and SED-rughana.

RAM, the eldest was MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. HIs brothers, however were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once whn RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayekaee), who was once offered a boom by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this oppurtunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid(a real plotter), and insisted her son BUG-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, powerless. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.

The forest was the dwelling SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-WAN,PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. she proposed that he marry her. RAM politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-WAN, moved by MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM into the deep forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the oppurtunity, RAW-WAN DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to find the missing 'C'ta.His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NET worked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB-CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGE. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.

Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED hinself into LAN-ka. After doing somelocal SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMan used a LOGIN ID(ring) to indentify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around "C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka keyboard and conveyed all the STATUS_OK MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.

RAW-WAN decided to take all the powerful RAM head-on and prepare for the battle. One of the RAW-WAN's SUN(son) almost DELETED RAM and LSI-man with a powerful brahmastra. But Ha-NEUMAN restored to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-WAN and once for all wiped out RAW-WAN's presence on the earth. After the battle, RAM gor INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and everyone lived happily ever after.

edited from ROTARY CLUB,KATHMANDU